
The double take, every time
Nobody gets excited about a tissue box
Or about another pair of socks for Secret Santa. This one is different: Santa lies face down on the coffee table, bottom up, handing out the tissues. Everyone who reaches for one stops, looks again and laughs.
Instant laughs
A punchline with every tissue
A plain tissue box that nobody even notices.
Santa hands out the tissues from the one place you would never expect. Passengers and guests reach for one, stop, look again and laugh.
Goes anywhere
Wherever the tissues go
Christmas decorations that only sit on a shelf and do nothing.
In the car, the living room, the office or the bedroom, it does a real job: it keeps the tissues to hand and the season festive.
Christmas dinner
The whole table in stitches
Christmas dinner where half the table is looking at their phone.
Put Santa next to the crackers and watch who reaches for a tissue first. The children will not stop giggling.
A plain tissue box
- Nobody notices it
- Nothing to talk about
- Same as every other day
- Just a box
KIDDUC Cheeky Santa
- A laugh with every tissue
- The talk of the party
- Festive all season
- Still holds the tissues
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Three steps to the punchline
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Slide in a tissue box
Any standard rectangular box of tissues fits inside the cover.
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Pull the first tissue through
Feed the top tissue through the opening at Santa's bottom.
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Wait for the double take
Leave him on the coffee table, a desk or in the car and see who notices first.
How it compares to the usual gifts
| How it compares to the usual gifts | KIDDUC | Plain tissue box | Socks or a mug |
|---|---|---|---|
| Gets a laugh every time | |||
| Keeps tissues to hand | |||
| Festive decoration all season | |||
| A gift people talk about | |||
| Comes back out every Christmas |
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What buyers say
This is the funniest tissue holder ever! The Santa butt design cracks everyone up.
Put this in my car for the holidays. It brings a smile to everyone's face.
My dad nearly choked on his sprouts. Best silly purchase ever.
Everyone wanted it. Soft plush, well made, and genuinely hilarious.
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Frequently asked questions
Which tissue boxes fit inside?
Which tissue boxes fit inside?
Standard rectangular tissue boxes fit inside. If you use an unusually large box, check its size first.
Are tissues included?
Are tissues included?
No, you get the cover only. Slide in your own box of tissues.
How do the tissues come out?
How do the tissues come out?
Through the cheeky opening at Santa's bottom. That is the punchline.
Is it a good Secret Santa gift?
Is it a good Secret Santa gift?
Yes. It is made for Secret Santa, the office gift swap and anyone with a sense of humour.
Can I use it in the car?
Can I use it in the car?
Yes. Put it on the passenger seat, the back seat or the armrest as a surprise for everyone who gets in.
Can I use it again next year?
Can I use it again next year?
Yes. Store it carefully after Christmas and it is back next year for the same joke.
When will my order be dispatched?
When will my order be dispatched?
Within 24 to 48 hours. You'll receive a tracking number by email as soon as it ships.
How long does delivery take?
How long does delivery take?
Allow 4 to 7 working days after dispatch.
Can I return the product?
Can I return the product?
Yes, you have 30 days to change your mind. Full refund.
Is it suitable for children?
Is it suitable for children?
It is a decoration and a tissue holder, not a toy. Older children love the joke; keep it away from babies and toddlers.
Is payment secure?
Is payment secure?
100% secure payment by card, PayPal or Apple Pay.
How can I contact you?
How can I contact you?
Email us at info@kidduc.com, Monday to Friday, 9am to 6pm. We reply within 24 hours.
Christmas, one tissue at a time.
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