Funny Couple Christmas Jumper | The gift they'll laugh about for years
- The jumper everyone at the party talks about
- Printed abs for him, a printed bikini for her
- Choose the jumper colour and skin tone for each
- Unisex sizes from S to 5XL
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30-day guarantee
30 days to change your mind: send it back for a full refund, no questions asked.
How does it work?
How does it work?
Choose the design for each jumper: printed abs for him or a printed bikini for her. Then pick the jumper colour (red, green, black or navy), the skin tone and the size. We print the whole design all over the sweatshirt and send it to you.
Print & care
Print & care
The body, buttons, fur and Christmas pattern are printed: nothing is raised, sewn on or loose.
Wash cold with similar colours, inside out, with a mild detergent and no bleach. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not iron directly over the print.
Details & size
Details & size
All-over printed sweatshirt with a crew neck and long sleeves, unisex fit. Four jumper colours and six skin tones.
- S: chest width 56 cm (22.0 in), length 70 cm (27.5 in), shoulder 49 cm (19.3 in), sleeve 64 cm (25.2 in)
- M: chest width 60 cm (23.6 in), length 74 cm (29.1 in), shoulder 53 cm (20.9 in), sleeve 66 cm (26.0 in)
- L: chest width 63 cm (24.8 in), length 77 cm (30.3 in), shoulder 56 cm (22.0 in), sleeve 67 cm (26.4 in)
- XL: chest width 66 cm (26.0 in), length 80 cm (31.5 in), shoulder 59 cm (23.2 in), sleeve 69 cm (27.2 in)
- 2XL: chest width 71 cm (28.0 in), length 83 cm (32.7 in), shoulder 62 cm (24.4 in), sleeve 73 cm (28.7 in)
- 3XL: chest width 74 cm (29.1 in), length 86 cm (33.8 in), shoulder 64 cm (25.2 in), sleeve 76 cm (29.9 in)
- 4XL: chest width 79 cm (31.1 in), length 87 cm (34.3 in), shoulder 65 cm (25.6 in), sleeve 77 cm (30.3 in)
- 5XL: chest width 84 cm (33.1 in), length 88 cm (34.6 in), shoulder 66 cm (26.0 in), sleeve 78 cm (30.7 in)
Measured flat, across the front. Allow 2.5 cm (1 in) difference.
Shipping & returns
Shipping & returns
Free UK shipping on every order. Each jumper is printed to order for you: it ships in 2 to 4 days, then delivery takes 4 to 7 working days, with tracking by email.
Changed your mind? You have 30 days to send it back for a full refund.
Funny Couple Christmas Jumper
Loved at Christmas parties
Another Christmas party in the same boring jumper?
Everyone turns up in reindeer knits and nobody remembers who wore what. This year, walk in wearing printed abs or a bikini on a festive Christmas jumper and watch the whole room burst out laughing.
Party favourite
Steal the spotlight the second you walk in
A plain knitted jumper blends into every party photo.
Printed abs on a festive knit pattern get a laugh from across the room, and everyone wants a photo with you.
Made for two
His abs, her bikini: matching jumpers for two
Matching couple jumpers are usually the same pattern twice.
Pick the abs design for him and the bikini design for her, each with its own colour, skin tone and size.
A plain Christmas jumper
- Seen at every party
- Nobody asks where it's from
- Forgotten by Boxing Day
- The same for him and her
KIDDUC couple jumper
- A laugh the moment you walk in
- The star of the Christmas photos
- Worn again every December
- Abs for him, bikini for her
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A gift that lasts
The gift they'll laugh about for years
Socks and smellies are forgotten by Boxing Day.
A jumper they'll pull out every December: the office party, the family photo and Christmas morning.
Ready in three simple steps
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1. Pick the design
Printed abs for him or a printed bikini for her, one per jumper.
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2. Choose colour, skin tone and size
Red, green, black or navy, six skin tones and sizes S to 5XL.
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3. We print and send it
Printed to order all over the sweatshirt and shipped free with tracking.
Not all Christmas jumpers are equal
| Not all Christmas jumpers are equal | KIDDUC | Shop-bought knit | Novelty T-shirt |
|---|---|---|---|
| Gets a laugh the moment you walk in | |||
| Long sleeves for winter parties | |||
| Matching designs for him and her | |||
| Your choice of skin tone | |||
| Sizes up to 5XL |
You're covered from A to Z
30 days to change your mind
Send it back for a full refund, no questions asked.
Free UK delivery
Every order ships free, tracked to your door.
Damaged? We replace it
Arrived damaged or faulty: replaced free of charge.
What buyers say
Quality not amazing but in reality, we don't care. The effect is in place.
This jumper brought many smiles on a Christmas shopping day to Bath, from all walks of life. I'm definitely buying another version for next Christmas.
Really good quality. And a great fun jumper.
Very funny, quality ain't half bad. Made my colleagues laugh.
Brilliant gift for Christmas. Very well made. Great colours.
Just as shown. Funny shirt. Husband loves it.
So funny. Got this for my better half. We will see if he wears it.
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Frequently asked questions
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
The fit is unisex. Measure a sweatshirt that fits well, lay it flat and compare:
- S: chest width 56 cm (22.0 in), length 70 cm (27.5 in), shoulder 49 cm (19.3 in), sleeve 64 cm (25.2 in)
- M: chest width 60 cm (23.6 in), length 74 cm (29.1 in), shoulder 53 cm (20.9 in), sleeve 66 cm (26.0 in)
- L: chest width 63 cm (24.8 in), length 77 cm (30.3 in), shoulder 56 cm (22.0 in), sleeve 67 cm (26.4 in)
- XL: chest width 66 cm (26.0 in), length 80 cm (31.5 in), shoulder 59 cm (23.2 in), sleeve 69 cm (27.2 in)
- 2XL: chest width 71 cm (28.0 in), length 83 cm (32.7 in), shoulder 62 cm (24.4 in), sleeve 73 cm (28.7 in)
- 3XL: chest width 74 cm (29.1 in), length 86 cm (33.8 in), shoulder 64 cm (25.2 in), sleeve 76 cm (29.9 in)
- 4XL: chest width 79 cm (31.1 in), length 87 cm (34.3 in), shoulder 65 cm (25.6 in), sleeve 77 cm (30.3 in)
- 5XL: chest width 84 cm (33.1 in), length 88 cm (34.6 in), shoulder 66 cm (26.0 in), sleeve 78 cm (30.7 in)
Measured flat, across the front. Allow 2.5 cm (1 in) difference.
Can we each have a different design?
Can we each have a different design?
Yes. Choose 2 jumpers and pick the design, jumper colour, skin tone and size for each one.
Are the abs and the fur raised?
Are the abs and the fur raised?
No. The body, buttons, fur and Christmas pattern are printed effects. The sweatshirt itself is smooth.
How do I wash it?
How do I wash it?
Turn it inside out and wash cold with similar colours and a mild detergent, no bleach. Tumble dry low or hang to dry, and do not iron over the print.
Who is it for?
Who is it for?
Couples, husbands and wives, friends and anyone who loves a funny Christmas outfit. It is made in adult sizes.
When will my order be dispatched?
When will my order be dispatched?
Each jumper is printed to order for you, so it ships in 2 to 4 days. You will receive a tracking number by email as soon as it ships.
How long does delivery take?
How long does delivery take?
Allow 4 to 7 working days after it ships.
Can I return the product?
Can I return the product?
Yes, you have 30 days to change your mind. Full refund.
Is payment secure?
Is payment secure?
100% secure payment by card, PayPal or Apple Pay.
How can I contact you?
How can I contact you?
Email us at info@kidduc.com, Monday to Friday, 9am to 6pm. We reply within 24 hours.
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